Sleep Easy Oppo (BONUS: Pickup Line)

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
09/19/2015 at 23:10 • Filed to: G'Night

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“I may be fast in back, but I’m slow in the sack.” Hiyooo!


DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Wobbles the Mind
09/19/2015 at 23:29

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*PG rating understanding*

But if you’re fast at something, surely you wouldn’t be in the back.

To be considered fast means that you are ahead of everyone else. If you’re ahead of everyone else, no one is in front of you. If no one is in front of you, you are at the front. If you are at the front, everyone else is behind you. If everyone else is behind you, they are at the back. If they are at the back, you are at the front.

So you can’t be fast at something when you’re at the back.

And don’t call me Shirley.

Call me maybe.

And everyone is slow in a burlap sack race. Everyone.


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Wobbles the Mind
09/19/2015 at 23:31

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Gaaaaaah those SN 197 wheels look out of place on an otherwise beautiful picture! *Grumble* *Grumble*